item #1:
in a bad neighborhood
vandals hit up churches to
break keys and superglue in locks
so fuck jesus
but you are jesus
item #2:
i met a man that could easily take care of me
who is also married
because show me a man who is not a womanizer
and you show me someone either too strong or weak
item #3:
that cunt got bitter b/c she’s dried out
teen nymphs running the wet dream gammit
yer pin dick might even rip them open
and it makes me so sick to my stomach
item #4:
she said that boyfriends are like fish: after about three days they stink
item #5:
he told me that he wasn’t going to lie
and then i heard him take it back
but
if you have to say you’re not going to lie
then chances are you probably still will
item #6:
i feel doubled back by some anonymous blow
he told me that depressed people should just get
up off their asses and change it
he has no sympathy for them


