I have been watching what i refer to as The Idol. American Idol is like watching a trainwreck and if i lived in LasVegas I would be doing some serious betting on who would be voted out. It’s also a great time killer, three nights in a row. Not only are the selections for final contestants hilarous (Taylor “woo!” Hicks, who’s hair is graying and is 29, and Kellie Pickler who is “too cute”) but i think the Judges have totally lost it.
Randy is always trying to keep it real (”Yo dog, we have a hot one tonight, you’re in the dog house”) while Paula and Simon act like they are sleeping togther. She is constantly throwing her hands up in the air and is saying something like “Of course he’s always right” while Simon sits there with a permanent smirk on his face. Thursday was the icing on the cake for all Idol veiwers though. Paula was clearly on something or drunk. Many have speculated that perhaps there isn’t actually coke in the ginormous cups that they have on set. Not only was Paula drunk, but Simon looked like he had smoked a giant blunt. His eyes were half closed the whole time. It was truly a shocking yet hilarious moment in Idol history. And thanks god Sway was voted off, I am waiting for Bucky to be gone as well. YIKES! My personal favorite is Chris Daughtry, but it’s probably because he sang Bon Jovi on his first night out.
