i was in the vans store looking at some slip ons because i am too lazy to tie my shoes. anyway there was a couple in there who looked like they were in their mid twenties (totally hogging my time with the salesman, who was actually a total asshole). the guy looked like all of the other hipsters i know (just think of one and you can probably picture him). he’s holding a pair of shoes and looking at them. he looks to the sales-ass and says “excuse me, are these vegan?” i wanted to swing my leather jacket in his face and say “this is leather, made from a cow. we kill them because they’re fucking dumb, leather is cool, and meat tastes fucking good!” but i didn’t. the shoes were, in fact, vegan. or at least that’s what the asshole said to the hipster. i was so disgusted that i decided to buy shoes from the website and not even bother with the stupid vans store.