so somehow i go this allergic reaction to something. i don’t know what it’s from, or why. i just know that’s it’s between my legs, under my arms, and on my stomach. it’s fucking terrible and the itch consumes my being. it doesn’t matter how many oatmeal baths i take. i went to the doctor and they gave me some allegra “to take care of the itch”. dammit. i wanted some rediculous topical cream that soothes yet numbs. i think it’s beginning to go away but seriously it’s all i can do to not rip the skin off from in between my thighs. i’m assuming that it could have come from a number of places. could it be that the coke i consumed during this weekend was cut with some kind of detergent? were marks sheets washed in something that i didn’t agree with? were my jeans just to tight around my sweaty thighs? who’s to know. god is probably smiting me because i really wanted to score coke this weekend. that’s probably it. i’m allergic to saccreligion. it’s turning purple now and i think that’s because it’s healing? i know this is actaully pretty gross yet you’re enthralled.
americans love gross. we like to watch fear factor and all those gross people on reality television who are attractive but not in the way that will get them on real television or film. we love gross food, can i please have that fried chicken on a biscuit? can you deep fry some tofu so i am actually able to eat it? please please please give me a fucking corn dog! let’s go to mcdonalds and be angry when our children are obese. we love it. we are consumed by it. like the reash between my thighs. plastic surgery on television, let me see them drain the fat out of that woman. transfrom them so that i can’t tell who they were to begin with and while you’re doing it can i please watch? also can you televise fake grisley murders for me to watch on CSI and Law and Order. i do like the fake autopsies. a culture so grossly obesessed with grossness. i love it too and don’t even try to deny it. you’ve probably got something on in the backround like being bobby brown where you can see just how gross whitney houston is. she all wants us to know when she needs to take a poop.
